A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, “Automotive, aisle 15.”
The man asked, “How did you know I was here to get oil?”
The Greeter replied, “That’s my job.”
Another man walked in and the Greeter said, “Sporting goods, aisle 28.”
The man asked, “How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?”
A woman walked in and the Greeter said, “Tampons, aisle 5.”
The woman said, “No, I’m here for hemorrhoid medicine.”
The Greeter said, “Darn, I missed it by an inch!”
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A man was in an airplane, and waiting for the men’s room to be free. After half an hour, he asked a flight attendent if he could use the lady’s restroom. The women said yes but told him not to touch to the buttons on the wall.
He then went in the cabin.
On the wall next to him were for buttons. He couldn’t resist and pressed on the first one.
What happened next changed everything…
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