15 years later, one of her triplets, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says “MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!”
So the mother tells her the story of what happened 15 years ago. The next day, the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, “MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!”
Once again, the mother tells the story of what happened 15 years ago. On the third day the son comes running down the stairs.
“MOM, MOM!”
She smiles and asks, “Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?”
The boy replies, “No, I was jerking off in my room and watching Mrs McGregor sunbathing topless in the neighbours backyard, and when she smiled at me, I think I shot her!”
