Our Hero, Sam, doesn’t get given a rifle – So he does this

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When they are handing out rifles, he is at the back of the line and they run out just before they get to him.

The Sergeant gives him a stick and tells him to just pretend it’s a rifle.

So our hero goes running through the mock battle pointing his stick and yelling, “Bangidy, bang, bang, bang. Bangidy, bang, bang, bang.”

The next week, they start bayonet training.  Again Sam is at the end of the line and again they run out just before they get to him.

The Sergeant tells him to just pretend he has a bayonet at the end of his pretend rifle.  So Sam goes running through the mock battle with his stick yelling, “Bangidy, bang, bang, bang. Stabidy, stab, stab, stab.”

Well the unit finished basic training and gets called up to go into real battle.

What happened next changed everything…
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