s chicken.
She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.. She sent me back to the principal’s office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don’t understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders”. Guess where I am now…
My sister understands everything!
A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather’s farm.
The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken.
The girl was frightened and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream.
He ran inside immediately.
She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chewing down on a plate of fried chicken. “What is it?” he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said,” It- it’s- IT’S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!”
