“Don’t worry Maria,” says the mother, “All good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He’ll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again.
When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.
Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
“Mama Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he’s got hairy legs!”
“Don’t worry Maria,” says the mother, “All good men have hairy legs. Tony’s a good man.
Go upstairs, and he’ll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again.
When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing all five toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
“Mama Mama, Tony’s only got a foot and a half!”
Her mother replies, “Stay here and stir the pasta,”…
“This is a job for Mama!”
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