The car parked right in front of them and said… “These are your children sir..!”
In the car were their Landlady’s two daughters, his wife’s best friend’s daughter, his secretary’s son and their neighbours two sons.
The wife who was angry shouted at her husband: “Don’t tell me all these are your children!”
The man asked her calmly: “First you tell me why our children are not in the car?”
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”
Son says, “Toy Story.”
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching a dirty movie.”
Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what dirty movies were.”
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.”
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
