Little Johnny walks in on his mother

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Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush. The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he’s in the shower.

He asks,“What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?”

His father replies, “It is a snake. A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on h

What happened next changed everything…
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