her immediately gives him $40 and says, “Please don’t tell the secret to your mother.”
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “So come give your real father a big hug.”
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!! Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home.She wanted to discuss his poor performance directly with his parents.When she rang the doorbell, Johnny answered.
“Hi Johnny, I’d like to talk to your mother or father.” She said. “Haven’t got a clue,” Johnny replied. “But dad sure was mad that they had to go bail her out again!”
