Confused Man
“I’m scared,” Johnny said to one of his friends, “I got a letter from a guy who said he’d break my legs if I didn’t stop seeing his wife.”
“Well,” replied his friend, “I guess you’ll have to stop seeing his wife.”
“Easy for you to say,”
“You like her that much?” the friend asked. “It’s not that,” declared Johnny, “He didn’t sign his name.”
This guy’s wife gets a cat and he hates it. So one day, while his wife is gone to work, the guy puts the cat in the back seat of the car, drives a few blocks, and lets the cat out.
When he gets home, the cat’s sitting there on the front porch.
So the next day, the guy waits until his wife leaves for work again, then throws the cat in the car, drives a mile away from the house, and tosses the cat out. When he gets home, the cat’s sitting there again on the front porch.
Well, th
What happened next changed everything…
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