He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond.
Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator…’An all the girls ran out of the water naked and the old man just watched.
Some old men can still think fast.
