If there is a miscarriage…

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He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them: Good morning, your daughter  has informed me of the situation. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take responsibility for my actions. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.’

Finally, for causing such social embarrassment and distress to you both I would like to offer $1,000,000 in compensation, my private yacht, and Gold Coast penthouse to be at your disposal at any time.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?’

At this point, the father, who had remained silent the entire time, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him…

‘You root her again.