I fish on Fridays

39

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays…but I fish on Fridays.

Top Jokes

“Divine Intervention: The Golf Confession and the Priest’s Verdict”

A guy goes to confession and says,“Bless me father for I have sinned. On Friday…

“Lost in Translation: The German Tourist’s Border Mix-Up”

Before the EU, a German tourist was entering France, when the border agent asked:Agent, “Name?”.German,…

Funny (dirty) Joke: His Wife was upstairs with Uncle Paul

?? THE JOKE ?? 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ A man was away on a business trip, and decided…

Top Stories