Funny story 1:
A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, “Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I return.”
But there was no reply…
So, he sent another text, “Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month, I’m buying you a new car.”
This time, his wife replied excitedly, “OMG, REALLY?”
He responded, “No, I just wanted to ensure you got my first message.”
Funny story 2:
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.
“To Las Vegas! I found out that men will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing his bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
What happened next changed everything…
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