The teacher said to the children:
“In a paddock, there were twelve sheep. Six of them got out by jumping over the fence. How many sheep left behind?”
“None”, little Jim say.
“None?” says the teacher surprised. “Jim, you’re clueless in math.”
“And you, misses, are clueless in sheep! As soon as the first sheep jumps out, the other will follow as well!”
Jim and Edna are both mental patients.
One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes “Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane ‘saving anothers life’. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim h*nged himself in the bathroom …”
“Oh no” Edna replies, “that’s where I put him to dry!”
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers. Jim turns to Bob, an
What happened next changed everything…
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