Henry mistakenly gets on a bus full of veteranss

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Henry mistakenly gets on a bus full of veterans, but upon discovering it is going his way, decides to stay on for the ride. He sits down next to a guy that jerks his head to the left every few seconds, over and over. This really bothers Henry so he asks him, “What’s wrong with you?”

The reply is, “I got this in the war.”

Henry finds this pretty disturbing so he switches seats.

The next guy he sits by has uncontrollable spastic twitches in his right leg, causing him to kick the seat in front of him.

So Henry asks him, “What is wrong with you?”

Again the answer is, “I got this in the war.”

Henry moves. The next guy poor Henry sits by begins erratically flailing his left hand.

Henry says, “Let me guess, you got that in the war?”

What happened next changed everything…
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