Funny (marriage) Joke: I Took A Homeless Man Home For A Homecooked Dinner

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👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.

What happened next changed everything…
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