Funny Joke: The truck driver swirved to hit the lawyer – but remembered he had a priest in his truck

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The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.

“I’ll give you a lift,” said the Truck Driver.

The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.

Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him.

At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road.

Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud ‘thud’.

Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors.

When he didn’t see anything, he turned to the priest and said, “I’m sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer.”

The priest replied, “That’s okay, my son,”…

“I got him with the door.”

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