Funny Joke: The day before Thanksgiving, a father calls up his son and says he is divorcing his mom

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“I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried.

So he calls up his sister and informs her that their parents are breaking-up.

She says, “Like heck they’re getting divorced!” and calls her father immediately.

“You’re not getting divorced!” she insists.

“Don’t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this.”

“Until then, don’t call a lawyer, don’t file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The man smiles at his wife, and says,

“Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving, and paying for their own airfares.”

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