Funny Joke: James and Mary got married – but both were keeping a sinister secret from each other

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James had smelly feet. They stank.

In fact, they were so smelly and he was so embarrassed about them that he felt he would never be able to marry.

Mary had a chronic case of halitosis. Her breath ponged.

She was so self-conscious about it that she always held a handkerchief in front of her mouth.

One day, James and Mary met.

They began a courtship that progressed without either one of them knowing about the other’s problem.

James never took his shoes off; Mary never took her handkerchief away from her mouth.

What happened next changed everything…
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