Funny Joke: A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10

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m each day.

After 20 years the head monk calls him in again and asks,

“What two words would you like to say?”

The monk replies with, “Too cold.”

So the head monk organises for him to get another blanket. After 30 years the head monk calls him in and says,

“What two words would you like to say?”

The monk replies with, “Wanna leave.”

“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says,…

“You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here!”

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