Funny Joke: A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.

Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them.

He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls.

To everyone’s amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”

“No, what?”

What happened next changed everything…
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