Forrest Gump was tested at the Gates of Heaven

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St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forrest. We’ve heard a lot about you.”

He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in.”

“Okay,” said Forrest.

“I hope it’s not too hard. I’ve already been through a test. My momma used to say, ‘Life is like a final exam.

It’s hard.’”

“Yes, Forrest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are.”

What happened next changed everything…
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