“And the best of the day te yerself.
This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple of o’yer lads to take care of the matter?”
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the foreign accent, though he would have a little fun with the good father, replied,
“Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!”
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment..
Father O’Malley then replied:
“Aye, ’tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.”
