Falling on Deaf Ears!

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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, “Buddy my wife was mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn’t stop!”

The other Buddy says, “When my wife goes off on me I just don’t listen.”

“How do you do that?” says the other.

“It’s easy!

I turn off the light!”

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, “My wife is an angel.”

The second man says,

“You’re lucky!

Mine’s still alive.”

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice,
“Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and alm

What happened next changed everything…
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