Ed and Carolyn met on a singles cruise

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On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise, Ed took Carolyn to a fancy restaurant.

As they sipped cocktails, Ed leaned in and said, “I think you know how much I care about you.

Before things get any more serious, there’s something I have to confess. I’m a huge golf fanatic.

I play golf, watch golf, read about golf—it’s practically my life. If that’s a dealbreaker, I’d rather know now.

” Carolyn took a deep breath and replied, “Ed, that’s no problem.

I love you, and I love golf too.

But since we’re being honest… there’s something you should know.

For the past five years, I’ve…well, I’ve been a hooker. ”

Ed chuckled, taking her hands in his. “No worries.

I bet that’s just because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you swing. ”

 

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