Dirty Joke: A married man almost had an affair with another woman

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Married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”

The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”

The man said, “Well, we got undressed, naked and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”

The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again.

What happened next changed everything…
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