was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn’t recognise me!”
Exam scare
Father to son after exam: “Let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.”
Young wisdom
A man comes to dinner at a new friend’s house. While they eat, the new friend’s small son keeps staring at the guest.
Finally, the guest says, “Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?”
The kid says, “Daddy told me you were a self-made man.”
“I am.”
“Well, why did you make yourself like that?”
Baby: “Mommy.”
Dad: “No.
Say daddy.”
Baby: “Mommy.”
Dad: “Crap! Say daddy!”
Baby: “Crap!”
Dad: “What did you say?”
Mom: “I’m home!”
Mom: “What? Where did you hear that?”
Baby: “Daddy.”
