A wife was with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she told the panicked lover. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re with me.”
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed.
There should only be four. What’s going on?!?”
“Nonsense,” said the wife.
“You’re so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again.
You can see better from over there.”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted.
“One, two, three, four. Oh ok, you were right.”
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it. As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are no fish down there.”
What happened next changed everything…
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