Bobby’s secret seemed so easy, until…

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… when the young man he hired to mow his lawn came into the bathroom to pee.

The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bobby is.

He can’t help himself, and asks Bobby what his secret is.

“Well,” says Bobby, “Every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times.  It works, and it sure impresses the girls!”

The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night.

So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost.

His wife, still half-asleep, said, “Bobby? Is that you?”

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