Bear Necessities: Bob’s Wild Alaskan Adventures

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〰️🌟 The Funny (adult) Joke 🌟〰️
Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin, I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we ‘do the deed.’”

After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter option.

What happened next changed everything…
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