Store Manager:
“I saw you arguing with that customer who just left. I told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?”
Salesclerk: “Yes, Sir.
The customer is always right.”
Store Manager: “That’s better.
Now what were you arguing with the customer about?”
Salesclerk: “Well, Sir, he said you were an idiot.”
A customer at Green’s Gourmet Grocery marvels at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?”
“I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear.
“But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let
What happened next changed everything…
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