n and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that,” said the patient, “my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again.”
The doctor said, “At 106 years why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?”
His patient looked up at the doctor and said, “Did I say he wanted to?”
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90-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.
Dr.
Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?”
George replied, “God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I’m done.”
“Wow,” commented Dr.
Darnes, “that’s incredible!”
A little later in the day Dr.
Darnes called George’s wife. “Thelma,” he said, “George is just fine. Physically he’s great.
But I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?”
Thelma exclaimed, “That old fool! He’s been peeing in the refrigerator again!”
