An Old Lady Having A Problem

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robably have the crabs”. “No” she said, “I am an eighty year old virgin.” Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.

She said, “Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don’t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.

It can not be the crabs.”The doctor said, Jump on the table and let’s have a look.”

“After examining the doctor proclaimed, “Ma’am, your right, you do not have the crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies.”