An Elderly Couple Was Celebrating Their 60 Anniversary.

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There, she counted the money – fifty thousand dollars! Jerry said, We’ve got to give it back. Sally said, Finders keepers.

She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?

Sally said, No. Jerry said, Shes lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Sally said, Don’t believe him, hes getting senile

The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him. One said: Tell us the story from the beginning. Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ….

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, We”re outta here!

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