An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points! ”
His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, “What are you talking about? ”
Grinning, he replied, “It’s fart football.
”
Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, “Touchdown! Tie game!
” After a brief pause, the old man fired
What happened next changed everything…
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