A teacher asks the class to name things that end with Tor and that eats things.
First boy: Alligator.
Teacher: Very Good that’s a big word.
Second boy: Predator.
Teacher: Yes, That’s another big word. Well done.
Little Johnny: Vibrator.
After nearly falling off her chair, Teacher: That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.
Johnny: Well my aunt has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there’s no tomorrow !!!”
