What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”
“But the guy wasn’t even in his senses,”says the husband.
“It doesn’t matter,” says the wife. “He needs our help and it would be a good thing to help him.”
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the front door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?” And he hears a voice cry out, “Yeah, please.” So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”
And the man replies, “Over here, on the swing.”
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, “Trick or treat?”
I looked at him and asked, “What have you come as?”
He said, “A werewolf.”
I said, “But you’re not wearing a costume.
You’ve just got your normal clothes on.”
He said, “Yeah well, it’s not a full moon yet, is it?”
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. “Jesus is gonna get you.”
The robber ignored it, and takes the TV.
Again, the parrot cries out.
“Jesus is gonna get you.”
The robber started to get a little worried. “What’s your name, birdie?”
“Moses.”
“What dumbass named you Moses?”
“The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus.”
