I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss’s wife and taken illegal drugs.
But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people…”
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk: “I’ll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived,’ said the politician‘In fact, I had the honour of being the first person to go him for confession.”
Moral: Never, Never, Never Be Late!
