A pissed-off wife followed her husband to the bar.

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t it out.

“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered, “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”

“Well, there you go,” cried the husband. …

..

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“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”

Little Kelly failed her math test. Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”

Daughter: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”

Father: “So?”

Daughter: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8

And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…

If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”