A Man And His Wife Go On A Date

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They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on the floor.“Whoops,” he says and turns to the waiter, “I’m terribly sorry but could I have another.” The waiter whips a fresh spoon out of his top pocket. “Here you are, Sir.” Says the waiter, handing him the spoon.

“Oh, thank you,” says the man a little surprised. The couple tuck into their soups, chit chatting about the wonderful service and how delicious the soup is. The man glances around the restaurant and notices all the waiters have a spoon sticking out of their top pockets curious about the spoons he beckons the waiter back over.“Is everything to your liking, Sir?” asks the waiter.

What happened next changed everything…
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