A man and a woman who have never met before

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”

The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, ” I have a better idea, just for tonight, let’s make pretend that were married.”

The man says happily, “OK!” AWESOME!”

The woman says, “GOOD ….

get your own darn blanket!!!”

The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city.

What happened next changed everything…
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