good and faithful servant, I always do as she says.”
The man says, “You have to at least try one drink.
The taste is so smooth. You can’t judge it without tasting it. C’mon I will buy you a drink.”
The nun says, “Fine, but tell the bartender to put it into a cup and grab me a straw – I don’t want to be seen drinking that evil brew.”
The man agrees and goes to the bar to order the drinks.
The man says, “Bartender, I want two shots of whiskey, but put one in a plastic cup and give me a straw.”
The bartender shakes his head and says,
“Is that drunken nun back in here again?!”
