A small crowd was gathering around them, all excited to see how this would turn out.
The bartender put a blindfold on Larry and made sure that it was secure, and then they walked him over to his first animal skin.
After feeling it for a few moments, he announced,
“Bear, shot with a .308 rifle.”
The bar patrons gasped – he was right.
He was handed a glass of beer, which he downed straight away.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk.
He took a bit longer this time and then said,
“Elk, shot with a 7mm mag rifle.”
He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks.
Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep.
The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one heck of a shiner.
He said to his wife, “I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it.
Where did I get this black eye?”
His wife angrily replied, “I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties.”
“Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced,”…
“Skunk, killed with an axe.”
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