A Guy Goes On To A Ship

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A guy goes on to a ship to sail (and work) but he notices no women on board.so he runs to the captian Guy: capt. capt.!

theres no women on borad what will be do for pleasure???capt.: Ohh… dont worry me laddie just stick ur d*ck in that barrel and everything will be alright.

So after a few weeks at sea the guy sticks his d*ck in the barrel and gets a wonderful sensation.

So he does this every day after that until one day he sticks his d*ck in the barrel and nothing happens.

So he runs to the captain and says Guy: capt capt!

i stuck my d*ck in the barrel and nothing happed!Capt.:Ohhh i forgot to tell you laddie its your turn in the barrel!

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