A farmer went to town with his dog

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A farmer went to town with his dog and tied her up outside a bar while he went in for a drink. Soon, the town policeman came in and asked,
“Is that your dog outside?”

“Yes, officer. Why?” the farmer replied.

The policeman said, “I think she’s in heat.”

The farmer frowned, “No, no, I tied her in the shade.”

The officer tried again, “No, I mean… she wants a mate.”

The farmer nodded thoughtfully and said, “Well, why didn’t you just say so?

Go ahead—I’ve always wanted a police dog.”

LOL!! An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell by h

What happened next changed everything…
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