decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait. Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns.
“Do you have iced coffee?” he inquires.
“Why yes, sir, we do!” says the owner with a smile. “Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?”
LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!
Have a nice day!
A desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy
At 3 a.m., a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon” answers the clerk.
About an hour later, he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. “What time does the bar open?
he asks.
“Same time as before… Noon.” replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered “Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?”
The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.”
“No… I don’t wanna git in… Ah wanna git OUT!!!”
Have a nice day!!
