A city mouse had a country mouse stay for the weekend, and spent the whole time offering urban advice. On the last evening of the country mouse’s visit, they were dining in the kitchen when in came the largest cat the country mouse had ever seen. “Don’t panic,” said the town mouse, “Leave this to me.”
Marching up to the cat she said, “Bow wow wow wow!”
The cat turned and ran from the room.
“How did you do that?” asked the country mouse.
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“Like I told you,” said the town mouse, “it pays to learn a second language.”
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A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his elderly parishioners, Mrs. Smith.
He rings the door bell and Mrs.
Smith appears. “Good Day Mrs. Smith.
I just thought I would drop by and see how your are doing.”
The woman says, “Oh just fine Father, come on in and we`ll have some tea.”
While sitting a the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table.
“Mind if I have one?”, the priest says. “Not at all, have as many as you like”.
After a few hours the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how long he has been visting says
What happened next changed everything…
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