The instructor ran to where she crash-landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. “What went wrong?”
The blonde said, “At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off.”
A Magical Mirror
Once there was a magical mirror.
When you tell the truth, it gives you things, but if you lie, it makes you vanish forever. One day, three college girls went to the magical mirror.
The redhead said, “I think I’m the smartest one.” Then she got a diploma, a scholarship, and was accepted into all the colleges in the world.
The brunette then said, “I think I’m the prettiest one.” Then she got a Corvette, a mansion, a good-looking boyfriend, and a lot of money. Then the blonde said, “I think…” *poof* Then she suddenly disappeared forever! LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile!
Have a nice day!
