After this situation, my life split into “before” and “after.”

16

My grandfather was the world’s most cheap person. I got a $30 gift card from him after he d!ed. For some reason, I chose to use it instead of giving it away.

There was a time in my life before and after that event. When I gave the checker the card, her face turned pale. Cashier: That’s not possible, where did you get that?

Me:

Cashier: “STOP EVERYONE!” IN FRONT OF US is the winner of our store’s secre

What happened next changed everything…
TAP → NEXT PAGE → 👇

Top Jokes

Blonde Football

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After…

Funny Joke: Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to go through to Heaven

👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to go through…

“Lost in Translation: The German Tourist’s Border Mix-Up”

Before the EU, a German tourist was entering France, when the border agent asked:Agent, “Name?”.German,…

Top Stories