DID YOU EVER GET A SPLINTER IN YOUR HAND, AND MOM WOULD TRY TO REMOVE IT WITH A SEWING NEEDLE?!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple
“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just…
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think…
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a…
